Are We Slipping?

So, I have noticed a strange phenomenon. Stores do not carry slips anymore. You know the kind women wear underneath their dresses to keep someone from peaking at the goods? You know…the whole modestly thing?

Anyway, apparently stores don’t carry them anymore because no one wears them. You can only order them out of a catalogue if you are lucky. Say what? Since when do women not wear undergarments? Since, now I guess. I guess I shouldn’t be too shocked as I can’t go to Trader Joes without witnessing the appearance of some girls booty crack. It’s Trader Joes people, there is food here…Pull up the pants!

I will freely admit that I like girly things. I mean, give me a football to throw and you will see I DON’T throw like a girl, thank you very much, but I like my girlie stuff too. And when I like my girlie things, I like them to be well…girlie! Lots of lace on undergarments, etc.

And now…gasp…no one sells them. I am on an online quest for pretty/glamorous, yet functional slips. I am just floored that stores like JC Pennys and Sears don’t sell them anymore. What is the world of undergarments coming to? I seriously think I should have been born in another era ... and undergarment wearing era. :)

LOL!