The Dreaded Question

This may be the most dreaded question ever posed to a single woman.

"So, why aren’t you married yet?"

Answer (in my head)
Um…I…well…I haven’t…that is…God hasn’t…ya, um, I really don’t know.

Answer (out of my mouth)
"I haven’t met a man I wanted to marry."

This is the part where I should receive an Oscar for my performance (insert applause here)

Is it just me, or is this question kind of like asking a woman with a bit of a belly if she is pregnant and then finding out she isn’t?

Yeah, awkward!

Nuff said. Sigh.