Okay, I had the craziest dream!!! It is one of those dreams that causes you to wake up from it thinking, “please let this be a dream…please…please….please”.
So, it started out with me being really happy and excited. But then when I started to wonder why I was so happy I realized that I had had myself artificially inseminated and was pregnant (ew!). Once that started to sink in, I realized I would have to tell my parents (insert fainting here)!! Talk about a feeling of buyer’s remorse!! The feelings of dread started to flow in the dream. Then the dream jumped to me being at church services standing with my mother as she tried to explain to some of the little old ladies that while I was pregnant I was still a virgin. At this point I realize I am going to have to explain the situation to the little girls at church that I am so close to (vomit!). At this point in the dream, I am starting to think, “please let this be a dream!”. And that is about where I woke up. With that feeling of dread pressing down on me. Is that the craziest dream or what?
I was trying to think what could have brought this dream on, but for life of me I have no idea. It is not like I have been contemplating knocking myself up! :) A baby needs two parents, and it might just be me but I would like to actually experience sex before I have a baby. And to do that…well I need a husband…quaint, I know.
I can honestly say that I have never been happier to wake up to find a dream is just a dream. :) Not that a baby wouldn’t be lovely, but I prefer my cart behind the horse…just a personal preference I have. Call me crazy.
So, it started out with me being really happy and excited. But then when I started to wonder why I was so happy I realized that I had had myself artificially inseminated and was pregnant (ew!). Once that started to sink in, I realized I would have to tell my parents (insert fainting here)!! Talk about a feeling of buyer’s remorse!! The feelings of dread started to flow in the dream. Then the dream jumped to me being at church services standing with my mother as she tried to explain to some of the little old ladies that while I was pregnant I was still a virgin. At this point I realize I am going to have to explain the situation to the little girls at church that I am so close to (vomit!). At this point in the dream, I am starting to think, “please let this be a dream!”. And that is about where I woke up. With that feeling of dread pressing down on me. Is that the craziest dream or what?
I was trying to think what could have brought this dream on, but for life of me I have no idea. It is not like I have been contemplating knocking myself up! :) A baby needs two parents, and it might just be me but I would like to actually experience sex before I have a baby. And to do that…well I need a husband…quaint, I know.
I can honestly say that I have never been happier to wake up to find a dream is just a dream. :) Not that a baby wouldn’t be lovely, but I prefer my cart behind the horse…just a personal preference I have. Call me crazy.
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